Wednesday, 25 November 2009

why mate?

we sat with nik and dan at lunch nd found out that dan is goin out with hatty now!! jamie pretended he already knew but it was well obv he didnt. i thought he would slag her nd stuff, bt he was sayin well nice stuff to dan about her.

feel a bit bad for jamie cos he is still soooo in love with her. nik was been a twat nd askn if shed sucked him off yet. dan was just laughn which means no lol.

i hate it when everyone is talkn about girls, cos feel a bit arkward, nd i always know that its just a matter of time before some starts telln me that kaytee likes me. ffs nik was goin on and on, like propr questioning me like dad does, nd everything i said hes like 'why?' or 'why mate?' tryn to make it sound friendly. nik called alex a gayboy, sorta like jokin, well glad i didnt have that as well.

Tuesday, 24 November 2009

pissed up tramp

just been to see nicholas, to take a memory stick back that he let dad borrow. he opened the door with his shirt undone but when we went into the kitchen he was buttoning it up. grrrr. hes got a mac in his kitchen now. its a mac mini like alex has got, and hes got all music and videos on it, its well sick. he was showing me the mac, grilling sausages, made me a hot choclate nd was on his phone all at the same time.

he was askn about work nd stuff nd asked if i like frank, nd im like 'yeah hes nice'. he told me some stuff about frank and a funny story about when he slipped on ice outside the wine shop in oxford near quod and his wine smashed, and went all on his clothes. he cut his head and had wine all down him. he went to marks and spencers to buy a shirt nd they thought he was a pissed up tramp and asked him to leave lol.

i said 'thats looks good' when he was putting the sausages on the bread nd he just cut it half and gave me some :-) well hungry so didnt even say no to be polite, just ate it well quick nd dolce was giving me evil looks :-O

he was telln me something else funny about frank when he goes to restuarants and tries to get the waiters attention, nd me like a twat just interrupted him nd said 'is frank gay?' nd omg nicholas just smiled and then laughed and laughed. im like 'i know hes camp, but is he actually gay' nd he was still pissing himself nd then just said 'YES!!!'. i was laughin as well, but im sorta pleased now that hes the first gay person i actually know.

well wanted to say me 2 or something bt got scared. deffo enough gay stuff for one day.

im not gonna tell frank that i know hes gay cos he might not want me to know.

Friday, 20 November 2009

peanuts

this guy i like called adam sorta invited me to his party tonight, well he told me about it, nd then said 'come mate' so i think thats an invite :-) he never really says that much to me cos hes got millions of friends. he prob wonders why i always get a bit bulge in my undies when hes near me lol. he always peanuts ppls ties, well want him to do mine cos id propr accidentally rub up against him if he tried :-)

felt a bit gay askn if i can bring some ppl, like alex or jamie, so didnt ask, bt will see if alex will come with me anyway cos hate goin to things like that on my own. txtd alex nd told him nd sorta said he had been invited too lol. whoops. adam wont mind cos he will prolly be soooo pissed he wont remember.

he lives well near to chalgrove, so be well cool if i cud stay over nd then prob could walk to work, bt well cant ask that.

matt nd em are goin to this xmas thing in birmingham tmrw, well wanted to go as well but cant cos of work. wish i could chose what saturdays i wanted to work, or sometimes work on sundays instead. omg ill die when i have to work every day in the week when im older.

Wednesday, 18 November 2009

addicted

em just had a well stress at me cos i didnt want to help her with diner but only cos jamie was here. shes in propr bitch mode nd she thinks shes in charge of me. bitch. bitch. bitch. j just thinks its funny, nd i know he thinks shes fit. hes like 'ur well lucky havin an older sister' nd im like 'ummm yeah cos thats sooo horny'.

its the first time hes properly seen my new room, nd he didnt really say much about it, apart from sayin you cant stand up fully at the edges cos of the roof. wanted to say something about his room nd the furniture thats like blutackd together, but i didnt.

we had this chicken and garlic thing nd it was nice, bt em just ignored me nd talked loads to everyone else. jamie eats well quick nd he always finishes first nd then its weird cos we are all still eating lol. dad said no to beer cos em told him i didnt help. shes prob on her period or something.

jamie has just gone, dad offered to drive bt he didnt want a lift back. i made him watch peep show like me nd alex always do :-) hes addicted now haha. he will be back for more.

just on my bed with my mac nd it sounds weird bt i can smell where he was laying, nd omg he smells soooo gd. its still a bit warm from him. omg im a freak lol.

Sunday, 15 November 2009

3 slices

got cash yest from frank, nd then when nicholas got back this aft got £20 for feeding dolce and pepsi. so well rich today bt no one wants to go out ffs.

em has gone with matt to his mums, cos she phoned last night randomly nd said shes got something wrong with her nd had to have a mini camera in her stomach, so matt is well worried :-( they are cooking lunch for her nd doin some cleaning.

dad tried to do us pork chops, yorkshire puds, carrots, peas and gravy, but he did the pork chops for too long, and was like tryn to eat wood lol. i ate the giant yorkshire pud nd the peas, but the carrots were horrible nd there was no gravy. tried not to say anything bad, but left nearly all the pork, nd he did as well so i dont feel bad lol. bt omg after when he went outside with the leaf blower i did 3 slices of toast nd peanut butter. yum.